U Joke
Jan 9, 2011 By Youngzine Members
This is a growing collection of jokes submitted by Youngzine members, and one (updated daily) from kids around the world.
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Knock, knock
who's there
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow w-
Moo!
ok im not good at jokes but let me try: knock knock
whose there? owls go. owls go who? no silly owls go hoo!
Nice
Knock,Knock
Who's there
oswaled,
oswaled who?
oswaled my gum
if you don't get it tell me!
Ooohhh i get it now…
i really don't get it>
I swallowed my gum.
i don't think i understand
I swallowed my gum.
what dog can jump higher than a house?
any dog silly houses can't jump!
why did the boy stare at the carton of orange juice?
It said concentrate!
what do you call a dream in which animals are attacking you ?
a bite-mare!
how do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?
take away it's credit cards!
How do you spell cat backwards?
c-a-t b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s!
how do you catch a run away dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Funny!
nice i like your jokes, did you think of them yourself?
there was a little boy. and there was a man next door. Big man was looking for his cat. boy was digging in the yard. "Hey billy," big man said. "whatcha doin'?" Sob sob. "I'm burrying my gerbil." "oh. Have you seen my cat?" no answer. "That's a pretty big hole for a gerbil, billy." Billy starts to cry. " That's because he's in your dumb cat!
Thats funny but I feel sorry 4 the boy
Hey where does a rabbit learn to fly?
In the hare force
why did the house go to the doctor?
because he had window panes
what time should you go to the dentist?
tooth thirty
Good one!
Hey writer girl i agree w/ you abot the whole pooh toilet thing totally gross
TTYL
KENDRA
Q:what goes ooooooooooooooooo?
A:a cow with no lips!
Q:How do cows stay up to date?
A:They read the moospaper
Funny
what animal cheats at board games?
A cheetah
Knock knock,
who's there?
cows go
cows go who?
no silly cows go moo!!
here's some knock knock jokes!
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
don't cry it's just a joke!
knock knock
who's there
missed
missed who
missed at the buss stop!
I know one:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
It's to WHOM, you fool!
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who
Orange is gonna squish you!
sorry to interrupt your joke but i think the joke is knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there
banana
banana who?
knock knock
orange orange who?
orange you glad i didnt say banana?
Thats not the joke it's
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there orange
orange who
orange you glad i dident say bannana
Spiderman
what did the snowman give the vampire.
frostbite
Nice
Q. What did one plate say to the other ?
A. Dinners on me
why was 9 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9!
(p.s. comment if you don't understand)
why did the boy climb the ladder when he went to school?
he wanted to go to high school!
Whats the difference between a hungry person and a greedy person?
One longs to eat but the other eats to long!
how do you fix a broken pizza?
with tomato sauce!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Nice One:)
funny one! thx for sharing
a dog said this: i did the math. we can't afford a cat.
There is a mommy cow who has 3 kids. one of the kids walks up to her and says "mother why is my name sunflower?" and the mother said "because when you were a baby a sunflower dropped on your head." her second baby walked up and said "Mother why is my name rose?" And the mother replied "because when you were a baby a rose dropped on your head." Then the last on walked up and said "moo moo moo moo moo?" and the mother says "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Dear editor,
Is shut up allowed?
Sincerely,
Maryd
Hi maryd - It is certainly not allowed in articles or if it is directed towards another child. Since here it is in jest and directed at a fictional character, we did not edit it out.
Pete and repete were in a boat pete fell out who was left?
why was Cinderella kicked out of the soccer team?
because she ran away from the ball.
love that
I love that one because I am a HUGE Disney fan!! :)
I am 2 I especially love jessie !!
Good one!
why was the cook arrested?
because he was cracking the eggs.
Here's another one:
Why was the cook arrested?
Because he was beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
what is a frog and a stool?