Here's a contest to test your creativity!
Imagine aliens have come down to earth in a spaceship and are making funny comments about human beings. Assume you are one of these aliens, and write the most creative and funniest observation you can make about humans.
The three most creative answers will be declared winners!
The 3 best entries were: Lauren T, R2D2, Madison19
your planet is weird aliens
earth is so confusing
weriyt
momyoucancometoshooltostay.
can you beelieve these humons?they still have to go to ssssuuuperrmarketts to do their sshophing(shopping).imagine the lok(look) on their faces when they finnd out us alliens jussst haf(have) to snap our fingy-wingies and there is our stufff.hee hee
translation: Hee hee!little twoleggies are close dots!(sleeping) let's take over! *pew pew pew* What is that unshnoffy noise? it is so loud and sounds like poky ends (nails) on a big green(blackboard)! leaving, so shiver feets(scared)...
Alien:
OK, he hid ourselves on your plant and here is our comment;
You guys really got to treat your plant with more respect!! I've never seen a plant like yours! We were going to take over this planet, but after seeing it, we agreed we are MOVING TO MARS! Try to believe we don't LIVE there!
Anyway, try to clean your acts, OK? nHYURW. THAT MEANS BYE!
Wait, do they call us us humans or aliens? I don't have a clue which because it's confusing and makes my head hurt trying to figure it out!
What do you think they EAT? ..
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there calling us aliens i thought they were the aliens. What is that they have on there head, a mop? why do they eat hot dogs that's cruel to the dogs. do they actually heat up the dog or is the dog hot. Dont no whatever it is its cruel.
ugh this is hard
Coming over from Section from quadrant 432508670, and arriving in quadrant 3652, Planet EARTH. 0600 AM.
A horrible racket! Through the solidified airs, the humans lay sprawled out tangled in bedsheets. Weaklings! Have they never heard of a temperature shot? Made from our neighboring quadrant, they keep you warm if your cold! a shrilly ringing box with florescent sticks of light forming jibberish, and a hand (or what i assumed was a hand) with additional two fingers (or what i believed to be fingers) slapped it.
A wake up robot was no where to be found. Not even the old model PA-1.0 (personal assistant) could not be found. how strange. they roll out of bed. That's dumb! where is robot? why doesn't he help the groaning person?
Retired to space bunks, 0700 AM.
Cannot sleep, the loud honkings of their vehicles weaving in and out of tall landing sicks. I wish to help them improve their travel system by introducing flying electroline flyers, but maybe later.
We have come to destroy you puny humanoids! You will stand no chance with our disintegration blasters! HA, HA, HA,HA,HA! Cower before us and surrender! We will take your territory away from you! Wait. What is that? Look, it has a chomped apple on the back of it! ( It's an I-Pad)
Wow these humans are really weird, they send their children to school, or whatever it is. They also also force other animals to be loyal to them, how cruel. Finally they have wars, which we are to advanced for since we already discovered mind control.
Amazing! They call us the aliens look what that thing is drinking a dark soda (cola). And look there are things making noises and are on four feet (cats and dogs). Now time to see what else there is. Why are they moving around to this terrible sound. It makes me want to run. Wait why am i moving around. Oh no they controlled me! What do i do must stop moving! Finally i stopped! I got to get out of here! What are you all looking at you aliens!
these humans don't know the how to dance they look like they are heaving a heart attack
Why are they so small I think that's my dog
Why are they so small I think that's my dog
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why are they so weak and I think that one is sleeping
I walk into this really cool looking room. and when i walk in these bright lights blind me then these weird looking things with pale skin,long and short stringy thing(hair), and weird look thing that you put on in the morning(cloths),then i screamed and ran into this room with kids stuffing there mouths with foof (food), then i left that planet scared to death of them.
What are they driving? they are really weird looking.why do they so pale. and the structures they built are really tall.and why do they have there noses in a little thine-meg-biggie we call bogs. it's so strange. Whats that's stining stuff comeing out of that on girls head? so weird ooo that is a nice mothership lets go in
humans have funny noses, and look! They all look different. How much hair do they have? I don't know,I will count. One, two, three....five hundred.....they have to much!
Whoa.....That is one big piece of lettuce! What in the world, they eat with these eye poking objects! What do they want, to choke themselves!
They actually are too kaew to yfed ytivarg! I can't eveileb it
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