What is one squirrel monkey saying to the other? Come up with something witty and original, and you may be one of the top 3 winners!
There were many great entries, but here are the top 3:
Tryn28: hey! "it's hay, not hey...."
Sindhu: "I may not be able to judge all food groups, but grass is just tasteless."
SoulSister: Dad, you know smoking is bad for you?
oh yeah i wanna be like you dad
I'll tell you a secret if you promise not to tell anyone! Oh, and just sucking on grass doesn't make you look like a farmer!
ooh ahh gragorite yay!
Ohh...Yummy Grass!!
THAT WAS MY PIECE OF GRASS NOT YOURS!
hahaha
Got one! OK...
monkey on right: "Mister, I need this job! See that grass? Look how observative I am! I would make a great scientist!"
monkey on left: "I am very sorry sir, we cannot accept you. You would make a better puppet show person.
hey guys i m new in youngzine
Hey that was rude.
That is so funny expeshaly the sigret one.
Hey dude this is my world wait...where is the bathroom
"Hey our mom has been burping a lot lately maybe we shouldn't let her have it!"
truth, lol
haha love all the responses
LEFT: IM SAD
MIDDLE:TAKE A SMOKE
LEFT:NO
MIDDLE:*WALKS AWAY*
RIGHT:*TWERKS*
Dad, you know smoking is bad for you?
cute
num (slurping up grass together)
hey i got here first
This grass is so good,let's share it!
This is my grass,I found it first so back off!
You look like a monkey and you smell like one too!!!
"I may not be able to judge all food groups, but grass is just tasteless."
(Monkey on right): There's a whole field of grass around us and you're only going for a clump in one spot?
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy! This is my grass, get lost!
Can't we share?
"Now don't you get in my stuff!"
monkey on right: oh man, whats grass even for? it tastes nasty, it makes your pants stain...
monkey in middle (thinks): blah blah blah complain complain complain. thats all you do, eh?
monkey on right(still talking): this stuff is useless! whats this even FOR!?!?!
monkey in middle: if you put it in your mouth, it makes you look like your "cool" and are smokin (even tho smokin isnt actually cool)
Monkey on right: well, ill be!
monkey in background (mom): *faints*
Hey is it good no you would not like it mmmmm
rock paper, scissors,SHOOT
Mummy! He's not sharing! You said sharing is caaaarrriiinng!
"Go away, dude! I wanna have this grass all for myself!" Says the first one.
"How much for two chunks of grass?"
hey! "it's hay, not hey...."
Go away squirrel monkey yes you monkey get off my yard yo hey it's my YARD! That's right beat it!
What is one squirrel monkey saying to the other? hi is my guess
MY TERETORIY NOW BACK OFF
Monkey on left: Oh wook! I pretty wittle wadybug- Ahhh! Why you step on MY wadybug!
Monkey in middle: Doo doo doo doo dooooo... OH LOOK! A BUTTERFLY! MINE!
Monkey in background: Kids, don't get up from the table until you're done eating your grass-Wait! Ugh...
Sissy! Get off MY grass! I just organized it!
Monkey on left: HOW in the world do birds make this into homes?!
Monkey in middle: (Muffled) Mebe it helpf if oo hold it ing or mouf.
Monkey on the far left: "I don't get how those humans can weave this stuff!
Monkey in the middle: "I just think it tastes good."
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