there is evidence of a god. nature in itself is evidence. have you seen how complex our bodies are? and everything was made just right for us and other things to live. if there was the slightest change in anything, our entire world would go out of whack and everything would die. have you heard that if the earth were one inch closer to the sun we would all burn up? also, if the earth were one inch farther away, we would freeze to death. i don't think all that could happen by chance, which is why I believe in God, the Maker of everything.
pachydragama-a giant dragon with a head of a llama and elephant feet and tail. it cannot breathe fire but brays like an elephant. it will spit occasionally and can fly for very long distances.
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all of a sudden, the dog's fur seemed to distort and wrinkle. the fur fell away to reveal a slimy green creature. Kim froze in shock. the thing flicked its hand and Kim felt herself being lifted. with horror, she was carried out of her home and toward the lake, the green creature following.
once in the lake, Kim found she could breathe, but she wondered how. the green, slimy thing guided her straight into a cave carved into the bank of the lake. there was no water in the opening. once in the cave, she was gently set down. the creature slithered ahead of her and beckoned with a finger for her to follow. she did so willingly.
deeper in the cave, she heard a bizarre murmuring. around the corner, Kim saw a whole gathering of the green things. a hush fell over the room when she entered behind the first creature. it said, "i have brought one."
Kim wondered what it meant, but not for long. and older looking green thing walked up to her and held up a cell phone. it asked her in a squeaky voice, "Human, do you know what this is?"
Indignant, she answered haughtily, "Of course i very well know what it is. it's a cell phone."
"what does it do?" all the creatures were silent with excitement.
"Well, you can call people on it. so you can hear their voices."
the creatures oohed and aahed. "thank you, Human." the ancient creature replied. he turned to the thing that had brought her into their lair. "Take her back to her house, and do what we usually do to humans once they have seen us."
fearful, Kim once again followed the green thing back to her home. when she was on her doorstep, it spoke to her. "Look at me." was all it said.
she turned, and instantly it flicked its wrist. she felt like she had been knocked out. when she opened her eyes, she remember nothing of those events. she lived out the rest of her life happily oblivious to green slimy creatures living under the lake.
"Aaaaawwwwwww!" she cried. she picked him up and brought him inside her house, where she lived alone.
she set the miniature canine in front of the electric fireplace to warm up. then she sat down in her La-Z-Boy and watched the pup tenderly.
there is evidence of a god. nature in itself is evidence. have you seen how complex our bodies are? and everything was made just right for us and other things to live. if there was the slightest change in anything, our entire world would go out of whack and everything would die. have you heard that if the earth were one inch closer to the sun we would all burn up? also, if the earth were one inch farther away, we would freeze to death. i don't think all that could happen by chance, which is why I believe in God, the Maker of everything.
pachydragama-a giant dragon with a head of a llama and elephant feet and tail. it cannot breathe fire but brays like an elephant. it will spit occasionally and can fly for very long distances.
Funny! :D
I have a friend who dyed his hair green for St. Patrick's Day.
hahahahahaha!!!!!!! ive heard that one before!
I agree
that's kinda gross
I have two guinea pigs too! their names are Pez and Twix. best idea ever is to go for candy names.
it's in the Bible. that's all the research i need.
actually, the longest recorded time a person lived is Methuselah in the Bible.
he lived to be 969 years old! just a fun fact.
they probably spoke some ancient Hebrew.
oops. I pressed the wrong key. I have a tendency to do that. :P i'll continue the story.
all of a sudden, the dog's fur seemed to distort and wrinkle. the fur fell away to reveal a slimy green creature. Kim froze in shock. the thing flicked its hand and Kim felt herself being lifted. with horror, she was carried out of her home and toward the lake, the green creature following.
once in the lake, Kim found she could breathe, but she wondered how. the green, slimy thing guided her straight into a cave carved into the bank of the lake. there was no water in the opening. once in the cave, she was gently set down. the creature slithered ahead of her and beckoned with a finger for her to follow. she did so willingly.
deeper in the cave, she heard a bizarre murmuring. around the corner, Kim saw a whole gathering of the green things. a hush fell over the room when she entered behind the first creature. it said, "i have brought one."
Kim wondered what it meant, but not for long. and older looking green thing walked up to her and held up a cell phone. it asked her in a squeaky voice, "Human, do you know what this is?"
Indignant, she answered haughtily, "Of course i very well know what it is. it's a cell phone."
"what does it do?" all the creatures were silent with excitement.
"Well, you can call people on it. so you can hear their voices."
the creatures oohed and aahed. "thank you, Human." the ancient creature replied. he turned to the thing that had brought her into their lair. "Take her back to her house, and do what we usually do to humans once they have seen us."
fearful, Kim once again followed the green thing back to her home. when she was on her doorstep, it spoke to her. "Look at me." was all it said.
she turned, and instantly it flicked its wrist. she felt like she had been knocked out. when she opened her eyes, she remember nothing of those events. she lived out the rest of her life happily oblivious to green slimy creatures living under the lake.
"Aaaaawwwwwww!" she cried. she picked him up and brought him inside her house, where she lived alone.
she set the miniature canine in front of the electric fireplace to warm up. then she sat down in her La-Z-Boy and watched the pup tenderly.